Organizing a group of survivors after
a zombie outbreak is an important part of surviving. Claiming leadership should be avoided at first, instead
act as a mediator. Remember to remain calm, it will allow you to better
influence other survivors in the group. Know the first rule, and use it to point out
weaknesses when discussing strategies for the group.
Rule #1. Murphy’s
Law pertains to zombies, if something can go wrong it will. Unfortunately, this might mean
the 350 page zombie survival plan and SOP, which you have spent the vast
majority of your life creating, may need to be modified.
We recommend not spending too much time creating
highly specific zombie survival plans.
Instead, follow simple rules and be ready to adapt to emerging situations.
Make your plans to fit the circumstances.
Rule #2. Involve
the entire group in the decision making process.
Involving others will allow the
group to arrive at a consensus through democratic means, and help to maintain
basic order.
Wait for someone to suggest
an idea you think is good, and agree with them.
Honestly, the list of alternatives should be pretty short, so don’t
worry about the obvious escape plan going unnoticed for too long.
By seconding the idea you boost it to the top
of the list of alternatives. Be wary of group members who attempt to dictate
group actions.
Invariably, a doctor or a
lawyer will attempt to assert their dominance over group decisions.
This should not be tolerated.
Rule #3. Never
tell people how to do things. Tell them
what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity
Try to guide the group to quick decisions. Don’t waste time concocting plans. A good plan executed now with vigor, is
better than a perfect plan executed at some point in the future.