Posted by MT on Friday, January 1, 2010
Under: Zombie
Zombie exposure including being bitten by and/or sexual relations is a medical urgency not an emergency, but decisions must not be delayed. If there was consent, we submit you may need more help than can be provided here. For those readers who do not have a predisposition to necrophilia please read on. Any wounds should be immediately washed and medical attention from a health care professional should be sought for any trauma due to the zombie attack. Often victims of zombie attacks will exhibit signs of a condition known as post-exposure paranoia (PEP), resulting in an overwhelming drive to conceal their exposure to others. If you suspect a person of being bitten by a zombie use caution and attempt to subdue the potentially exposed individual until authorities arrive. Always remember, termination of potentially exposed individuals should be evaluated under the advisement of a physician and/or state or local health department official.
Note: Often witnesses to zombie attacks will feel compelled to
initiate termination of exposed individuals and suspected zombies. This
is normal, but discouraged.