Zombie Mountain™ Zombie Blog

The Global Zombie Information System™ (GZIS™) will provide the framework for reporting and communicating information about zombie attacks in near real time globally.  Reports will be submitted by members of the Zombie Mountain™ surveillance group, and network of citizen observers.  Observer forms will be submitted online at ZombieMountian.com.  Zombie Mountain™ will collect and process the information and provide updates via the Text Message Alert System,by email, and online at ZombieMountain.com.  Zombie Mountain™ is planning a June 1st release date for the new tool. 


"The Global Zombie Information System™ is the most groundbreaking development in zombie survival planning ever conceived".  Nate R.(West Palm Beach, Fl)

For Information contact: info@zombiemountain.com

Zombie exposure including being bitten by and/or sexual relations is a medical urgency not an emergency, but decisions must not be delayed.  If there was consent, we submit you may need more help than can be provided here.  For those readers who do not have a predisposition to necrophilia please read on.  Any wounds should be immediately washed and medical attention from a health care professional should be sought for any trauma due to the zombie attack.  Often victims of zombie attacks will exhibit signs of a condition known as post-exposure paranoia (PEP), resulting in an overwhelming drive to conceal their exposure to others.  If you suspect a person of being bitten by a zombie use caution and attempt to subdue the potentially exposed individual until authorities arrive.  Always remember, termination of potentially exposed individuals should be evaluated under the advisement of a physician and/or state or local health department official.

Note: Often witnesses to zombie attacks will feel compelled to initiate termination of exposed individuals and suspected zombies.  This is normal, but discouraged. 

If you really want to survive a zombie invasion, you are going to want to avoid selecting any of the Wiki Top 5 Zombie Survival Plans (here). 

The real problem with the first plan, the superstore, is the lack of originality.  Guess what.  Everyone...including the zombies, will have Costco at the top of their poorly designed survival plans.  The stores and malls will be like zombie buffets.    Need proof, check out Walmart on Black Friday.  Now that's scary. 

#2 The get out of town plan is not without merit.  But I hope the zombie invasion is a secret that only you know about, because the highways will be parking lots.

#3 The boat.  A row boat would be a little crowed, and incapable of carrying enough drinking water and supplies for the crew for any extended period of time.  A power boat will need gas daily, so I hope this works for you.    A sail boat.  Aye Captain, so a seafaring pirate, arghh!  What do all those ropes and pulleys do? 

#4 Get High.  I'm listening.  Into the mountains where it's frozen, to slow down the zombies.  Are we talking about the same thing? 

#5 The battle bus.  Finally, a plan with a little forethought.  Cuz we can!

OK, so we can criticize. But can we do any better you ask?  We think fortifying the home is a great first line of defense.  As long as you tell the insurance company the improvements are for "storm protection" (i.e. leave out the zombies), you should get a nice discount!  Stock your pantry with at least four weeks worth of canned food, and bottled water, enough for each house member.    Build an arsenal, "Ill give you my gun when you pry it from my cold 'undead' hands". Own a 4X4, make sure it's always full of gas, and maintain the emergency roadside kit.  Keep plenty of extra gas in storage containers, at least 20 gallons.  What's next...Stay Tuned.  We are just getting started.


Top 5 Zombie Survival Plans
Source: Wiki

1. Take over a giant food/hardware type store (Walmart, Sam’s Club, Costco, etc)
2. Get out of town – as far as you can. Live off the land and conduct period raids into more populated areas for supplies.
3. Get off the land entirely. Grab a boat big enough for a small team of survivors to live on and plan to collect rainwater and supplies from periodic trips ashore.
4. Get high. Go to the greatest elevation and most remote area you can find and count on the cold temperatures and long winters to keep the undead moving slow or frozen.
5. Arm yourself and others and travel to a nearby mall. gather all the food and block off the doors. Wait for the zombies to leave to find easier prey or attempt to leave in a fortified car or bus.

Hey Ash..You might want to hold off on grabbing your chainsaw and shotgun until after you read this.  Zombie invasion preparedness starts with having the right supplies, and more importantly a  plan.  Here at Zombie Mountain™ we are devoted to helping you get prepared, and making sure you have the right information needed to survive a zombie invasion.

Do you really want to get into a battle royal with a horde of zombies?

Why not  RUN!  You're probably walking right into a zombie ambush anyway.  If you absolutely must make a stand, make sure it's on your terms.    Don't blindly run into a situation where you are clearly out numbered.  Get some of your friends and relatives on board with your plan too, well at least the ones you like. Uncle Frank thinks "your crazy", well forget about him.  It's a numbers game, and the key to surviving is making sound decisions, let's face it...it could be your last.

We are just getting our site up and running now, but check back soon...and meanwhile feel free to share your thoughts and comments.  Our experts are here to help, but we can always use a good idea.